Funny SMS

Paagal hone ka tariqa

Paagal hone ka tariqa :
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Sadqey jaoon
Kitna shoq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kon si kami hai

Sender:
Shaikh
Category:
Funny SMS/ Jokes
Sardar gussey ma

Sardar gussey se:
Waiteeeeeeer! Chiken biryani me chiken hi nahi hain!

Waiter: Sahab, gulab jamun mein kaun sa gulab hota hain…!

Sardar: Haan yar sorry…!!
Sender:
Smart Waqar
Category:
Funny SMS/ Jokes
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kar K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samajh Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Sender:
Waqas
Category:
Funny SMS/ Jokes
Do Paagal Aadmi

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha……!!




Socho Socho ………!










"Abe…Tera Fone Number Kya Hai…!! :D
Sender:
Smart Waqar
Category:
Funny SMS/ Jokes
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kar K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samajh Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Sender:
Haroon
Category:
Funny SMS/ Jokes
Ek sardar ghar me chori karnay

Ek sardar ghar me chori karnay jata hai
Us ghar ka malik aa jata hai

Malik kehta hai kon hai
Sardar kehta ha meaooooo

Malik phir kehta hai kon hai
Sardar phir meaoooo kehta hai

Malik kehta hai nai hai kon
Sardar kehta hai ani dea me bili aaan
Sender:
Chaudhary Zeeshan
Category:
Funny SMS/ Jokes
Wife To Husband
WIFE:
Aaj 3 daku ne meri izzat loot li

HUSBAND:
Tum ne un ko roka nahin


WIFE:
Maine roka lekin wo kehne lage ab hamin jane do hum thak gai hain
Sender:
Yasir
Category:
Funny SMS/ Jokes