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Christmas SMS

Happy Christmas Day

May the Christmas season

Fill your home with joy

Your heart with love

And your life with laughter 

Sender:

Inayat

Category:

Christmas SMS   

A blessed Christmas to you!

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love
A blessed Christmas to you! 

Sender:

Adeel

Category:

Christmas SMS 

Santa was travelling in train

Santa was travelling in train
A woman sat on his sons birth and did not get up 

Santa shouted: "THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD"

Sender:
Imran_Adrees
Category:
Christmas SMS

New is the year, new are the

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for uHave a promising and fulfilling new year

Sender:

Admin

Category:

Christmas SMS

if one night you wake up and a big fat male

if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don"t be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you 

Sender:

Admin

Category:

Christmas SMS

I hope you have a wonderful christmas

I hope you have a wonderful christmas have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you enjoy your holidays !

Sender:

Admin

Category:

Christmas SMS

If one night a big fat man

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
 
Sender:
Admin
Category:
Christmas SMS

Faraz SMS

Tu us k weham-o-guman main bhe nahe 

Taajub hay tairay gehray marasam pe faraz,

Wo teri rooh ma basa ha orTu us k weham-o-guman main bhe nahe

• Sender:

• Nasir

• Category:

• Faraz SMS

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FARAZ Sahab Farmatay Hain
FARAZ Sahab Farmatay HainShair Likh Likh Kar Mairi Hath Ki Nus Jam H0gai
Mairi Aqal-O-Himat Nakam H0gaiKya Ab B K0i Nahi BataegaKMunni Aapa Q Badnam H0gai ;->
Sender:

Inayat

Category:

Faraz SMS











   
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Usy kehdo youn ham se rootha na karay

Usy kehdo youn ham se rootha na karay
 FARAZKisi din me laa litr lana wa te paa lamia lana wa
Sender:

Half Blood Prince

Date:

Apr 01, 2011

Category:

Faraz SMS
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Wo aksar parindon ki misaal deta hay

Wo aksar parindon ki misaal deta hay farazSaf saf keun nahi kehta shehar he chor do
Sender:

Osama Khan

Category:

Faraz SMS
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Kon kehta hai

Kon kehta hai k mout aege to mai mar jaun ga ~Faraz~Me to dirya hun simandar me utaar jaon ga
Sender:

Ejaz

Category:

Faraz SMS
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Us ko Faraz dukh na tha

US KO FARAZ DUKH NA THA MUJH SE BICHARNE KAITNI DOOR TAK MORH MORH KAR KIUN DEKHTA RAHA MUJH KO
Sender:

Aryan

Category:

Faraz SMS
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Exams SMS

Super Insult

Super Insult 
Math teacher: Jab mai tumhare jitna tha,
Mairay maths main 100 numbers aatay thay!
Student phir apko koi acha teacher parhata ho ga

Sender:
Awais
Category:
Exams SMS
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A sardar sitting on the top of the building


A sardar sitting on the top of the building
And reading a book
People said what are you doing 
He replied higher studies yara
Sender:
Osama Khan
Category:
Exams SMS
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Height Of Nalaiq Pan…


Height Of Nalaiq Pan…

Dad:
Y Didn't U Go 4 The Exam..?

Son:
Paper Was Tough!

Dad:
Widout Going, How Did U Know?

Son:


Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-) 
Sender:
Z u Khan
Category:
Exams SMS
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We Look UP For Inspiration,

In Exams,
We Look UP For Inspiration,
DOWN For Desperation,
LEFT And RIGHT For Information…..:-P
Sender:
Z u Khan
Category:
Exams SMS
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Exam ki raat




Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k 
- Agar head aya to sona he
- Tail aya to film dekhni he
  Or agar
- Coin hawa men raha to khuda ki kasam parhna he
Sender:

ATAYYAB ARIF SIDDIQUI
Category:

Exams SMS 
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Super Insult




Super Insult 
Math teacher jab mai tumhare jitna tha,mere maths main 100 numbera aate thay!
Student phir apko koi acha teacher parhata ho ga
Sender:

Ahmed
Category:

Exams SMS 
 
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Urdu Poetry SMS

Ik bat kahon agar sunte ho

Ik bat kahon agar sunte ho ,
Tum mujh ko achay lagte ho 

Kuch chanchal se kuch chup chup se ,
Kuch pagal pagal lagte ho ,

Han chahne walay han bohat ,
Par tum main hai ik bat bohat ,

Tum apne apne lagte ho ,
Ik bat kahon agar sunte ho ,

Un bat bat pe kho jana ,
Kuch kahte kahte ruk jana 

Ye kis uljhan main rahte ho ,
Kya bat hai hum se kah dalo ,

Ik bat kahon agar sunte ho ,
Tum mujh ko ache lagte ho ,

Sender:
Daud Dar
Category:
Urdu Poetry SMS
Yeh Dil Tumhara hay, Yeh Zindagi Tumhari Hay

Yeh Dil Tumhara hay, Yeh Zindagi Tumhari Hay
Hamaray Paas Faqat Har Sheh Amanat Tumhari Hay

Woh Purwaqar Hijaab Woh Jheel See Gehri Aankhain
Hamari Nazroon Main Ab Soorat Sirf Tumhari Hay

Jisko sunnay K Liaay Hotay Thay Hum Baitaab
Hum To Har Lamha Khayaloon Main Awaaz Tumhari Hay

Saamnay Baith kar Tumko Taktay Rehtay Thay Hum
Jab k Na Yeh Aadat Hamari Na Yeh Aadat Tumhari Hay

Woh Har Waqt Har Lamha Tumhay Hi Sochtay Rehna
Ab Hamari Sochoon Main Soch Sirf Tumhari Hay

Jo Keh Na Saqa GHAYYUR, Woh Khoobsoorat Alfaaz
Kabhi Woh Hi Kehday k WOH Sirf Tumhari Hay
 
Sender:
Waqas
Category:
Urdu Poetry SMS
Tumharay pass guzara hua vo ek lamha

Tumharay pass guzara hua vo ek lamha,
Agar main sochne baithun to zindagi kam hai
Sender:
Fakhr-E-Alam
Category:
Urdu Poetry SMS

Apni Zindagi bhi

Apni Zindagi bhi us chand ki manind hai dost

Jo khubsorat to dekhta hay magar ha bohat akela
Sender:
Abdul Karm
Category:
Urdu Poetry SMS
Koi lamha bhi kabhi laut kar nahe aaya

Koi lamha bhi kabhi laut kar nahe aaya
Woh shaks aisa gaya phir nazar nahee aaya
Wafa ke dasht mein raasta nahee mila koi
Siwaye gard-e-safar humsafar nahee aaya
Kisi chiraag ne poochi nahee khabbar meri
Koi bhi phool mere naam per nahee aaya
Pallat ker aane lagay shaam ke parinday bhi
Hamara subha ka bhoola magar nahee aaya
Sender:
Ali Rajput
Category:
Urdu Poetry SMS
Kab kaun kissi ka huta hay

Kab Kaun Kisi Ka hota hay
Koi khuwab na pura hota hay
Sab jhutay rishtay natay hain
Sab dil rakhnay ki batein hain
Kab kaun kisi ka hota hay
Apna hi qarb samjhte hain
Kab kaun kisi k dard ko ab
Apna hi dard samjhta hay
Kab aankh sey tapkay ansoo ko
Koi palkon sey ab chunta hay
Kab aisi kirchiyan chun ney ko
Koi khud ko zakhmi karta hai
Kab kiss sey piyaar nibhaney ko
Koi angaroon pey chalta hay
Sab dil rakhnay ki batein hain
Kab kaun kissi ka huta hay
Sender:
Zeeshna khan
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Category:
Urdu Poetry SMS
Kaha tha na

Kaha tha na youn sotay huay na chor k jana
Mujhe beshak jaga detay, ma tum ko dekh he leta
Tumhein koi dua deta, youn to na hota
Mairay saathi pyar mein koi zabardasti nahi hoti
Jisay had se nikalna ho, jisay had se guzarna ho
Usay na koi rok paya hai, na koi rok paye ga
Mairay saathi ma ab khone se darta hoon
Magar ma ab SONEY SE DARTA HOON
Sender:
Faizan 03326042618
Category:
Urdu Poetry SMS